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Friday, August 12, 2005

Aside
from the Super Furry Animals song I’m playing in the background at a
volume best described as “ambient office music level”, I hear the
erratic humming of the airconditioning system and water dripping from a
faucet in a comfort room across my workstation. I could’ve sworn I
also heard the guttural bellowing of a Tauntaun and the faint wailing of a Banshee a couple of seconds ago.



It’s
past 10:00pm here as I write this and don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind
staying in the office past business hours but what I do mind is staying
here alone.  It’s
fucking creepy here with all the weird noises and random things like
scissors and staplers falling off other people’s workstations.



Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts.



Let’s talk about babies shall we? But fuck, babies freak me out too dammit. I mean, they come out of vaginas for chrissakes. That’s where men put their penises to make them! That can’t be right!



Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts.

Posted by mikey at 10:15 PM | permalink

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Penis + Vagina = Babies
What's not to like?

At least the act of stirring is fun!
eh?

Posted by tobie at August 15, 2005, 4:01 am

You work at a call center, yeah? Is that a current trend in the Phils.? Seems like everyone works there now. I told my dad that I'm a perfect fit for the job! Hehehe.

Babies coming out of vaginas… I guess it is a lil freaky… But, if you think about it, at one point, YOU were one of those. LOL.

Posted by anne at August 15, 2005, 9:02 am

[1] Tru dat. But anything that comes out of a sphincter is nasty!

Anne: I used to work in a Call Center. Technically I don't work in a call center now but my Job is still call center-ish.

I Came out of a vagina? hmmm.

Posted by Mike at August 15, 2005, 9:22 am

no, mikey came out of the anus. hehehe. just like all the shits. now, hows that, chico? lol.

Posted by maggie at August 15, 2005, 1:23 pm

[4] Thats what my mom used to tell me maggie. and I believed it til 5th grade or something.

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