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Guys simply do it better part 1 of 3

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

It’s not
going to be any surprise to anyone if I say that I had another sinful weekend
of unbridled, immoderate self indulgence. Alcohol and wantonness of course, are
requisite components of which.

My friend
Brian has recently purchased himself a nice, cozy condo unit and left us, his
friends, to do our own fucked up version of a housewarming party. You see, boys
do this thing a little differently.

Women usually prefer sitting around cooing and making all sorts of giggly
noises about the cute little gifts they brought. They bring crates upon crates
of cookies, pastries and cake and after they’ve exhausted their supply, they
proceed to play their sappy games. The latter part of the party is usually
spent sitting around some more, drinking their ritzy cocktails and talking
about their clitorises, cervical mucous and menstrual blood. Pffft. Boring.

Guys, on
the other hand manage to intersperse our drunken conversations with a broader
range of topics. We talk about what comprises a good blowjob, how one of our
girlfriends’ breasts is slightly larger than the other, how long should
foreplay be and what our favorite sexual act is.

Guys
simply do it better.

Posted by mikey at 12:31 AM | permalink

Previous Comments

some women sit around cooing …SOME women.guys simply do it better eh?this is a declaration of war.

Posted by golda at August 16, 2005, 1:13 am

our genetic make up responds differently from yours.

Posted by jey at August 16, 2005, 11:29 am

who says we don't talk about men, too? add a cosmopolitan magazines (current and back issues, please!) to the crates of cookies…browse with a firey cocktail at hand…i bet YOU BLOKES would want to listen in amidst the giggling…

Posted by ladycharlie at August 17, 2005, 10:29 pm

oopps namali pa ng grammar!

"add cosmopolitan magazines…" i meant.

Posted by ladycharlie at August 17, 2005, 10:30 pm

You just called me a bloke. ME a BLOKE.

War.

Watch out for it.

Posted by Mike at August 18, 2005, 1:42 am

Mike, check the dictionary. Bloke is British slang for Guy.

Posted by Ton at August 19, 2005, 9:00 am

Oh I know what it means. Trust me, I don't need a dictionary… EVAR.

I said it once, and I'll say it again. The only thing british in me is my bad teeth.

Posted by Mike at August 19, 2005, 12:24 pm

Hey, not all Brits have bad teeth.

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