Peanuts and Balls: Quite possibly the best chat I had in years

Thursday, September 8, 2005

(20:34:35)
Some Girl:
may
i know whose this
(20:35:00)
Mike:
This is
Joe. You sent me a message through my website. Who’s this?
(20:35:26)
Some Girl:
thnk
you very much.. im looking for you..
(20:36:06)
Mike:
Um, do I
owe you money? How much? I’m kinda broke right now but if you could
give me a month I could pay you off
(20:36:52)
Some Girl:
no
imaen i nid your advice / whose joe is rhis/
(20:37:20)
Mike:
I’m Joe D
Mango on the radio but my real name is Dominador Escueta. What sort
of advice?
(20:37:50)
Some Girl:
how
will i know if your really joe.. you know there many people around
who just want to play.. Im sorry im just asking
(20:37:59)
Some Girl:
well
in my love life
(20:38:33) Some
Girl logged out.

(20:39:14)
Mike:
Okay now
we’re talking! What’s wrong with your love life? do you like
kids?
(20:39:28) Some
Girl logged in.

(20:40:49)
Some Girl:
im
sorry my comp hang
(20:40:57)
Some Girl:
about
this guy
(20:41:05)
Mike:
Wait wait
wait
(20:41:13) Some
Girl:
what
(20:41:47)
Mike:
let me
get this straight; judging from your name I gather that you’re a guy.
Now you’re gonna tell me a problem you have with a guy? Am I
the only person who thinks that sounds wrong?
(20:42:26)
Some Girl:
nope
i, a girl.. thats how my friends call me
(20:42:48)
Some Girl:
can
i call you.. if its okey
(20:42:52)
Mike:
Not that
I have a problem with gay people mind you, I actually have a lot of
close friends who are gay. I even gave one mouth babies but let’s not
talk about that.

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Posted by mikey at 9:14 PM | permalink | comments[46]

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