Here’s an update with regards to my
recent withdrawal from that nocuous vice men gleefully refer to as
pornography. I have spent the last two days purging my life of all
forms of pornography and anything that reminds me of it. Yesterday, I
spent hours combing through my 80 Gigabyte hard drive deleting
hundreds if not thousands of Video clips, sound files and assorted
pictures of my naked self that have proliferated in my computer for
the past three or four years. I came across some really hilarious
filenames in the process such as:
Jay_Manalo_Sunshine_Cruz_Near_LRT.mpg
Bangbus_Monica_Long_high.mpg
Bangbus_Black_man_doing_German_girl.mpg
Bangbus_goes_to_Mexico.mpg
Moms_Anal_Adventure.mpg
FarmAnimalsMating.mp3
FatGirlMoaningwhileCleaningToilet.mp3
I’d like to stress that undergoing this
cleansing process is not easy and as with most addictions, abruptly
putting a stop to it results in some sort of withdrawal syndrome. I
don’t know if anyone can relate to this but in protest to the
discontinued sensual stimulation induced by porn, my body reacts by:
Vomiting, muscular tremors, profuse sweating, indigestion,
constipation, the urge to throw rocks at passing cars, and death.
Well not really death but something really close to it.
Also, as a corollary to giving up porn,
I also must stop flogging my dolphin, choking my chicken, slapping my
monkey or in layman’s terms–masturbating. Now this might be tougher
than giving up porn but I have to be strong. Sure it takes a lot of
effort for me not to touch myself like I was so accustomed to after
taking a bath, before going to sleep and before eating but it is
imperative that I make this sacrifice if I were to achieve the
spiritual pureness I am longing for.
For me, the key to eliminating my
craving for pornography and masturbation is taking up an activity
that will distract me enough to kill my evil urges. I realized that
the reason why I resort to such detestable activities is that I have
nothing else better to do. So over the course of two days, I have
taken up the following activities:
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
