After declining to go on a two day vacation in Baguio with
some of my friends, I find myself in a scene that’s getting awfully more and
more familiar: me, alone in my room, chugging on a glass of Red Horse, purposelessly
surfing random websites; naked; occasionally, pausing to rub my penis when
coming across sites with pictures of hot girls.
This sort of thing gets played after a while so I try to mix
things up by spending time with the PlayStation or watching television but even
those aren’t enough to save me from the boredom brought about by having to stay
home on yet another long weekend. I know, I might sound like the biggest loser
on the internet (which I might be), but come on, try sleeping fourteen hours
straight and see if you could get over the state of utter sluggishness that
comes with it. I mean fuck, it’s hard just to even get out of bed; I tried getting up immediately after I woke up
today and I got all dizzy and shit, must be my blood pressure or something.
Anyway, here’s some sort of timetable to give you a better
idea on how my day looks like for the last couple of days:
get up, take a quick shower, brush my teeth and take some time to look at the
mirror and admire how my vast, unsheathed abdominal muscles rippled and heaved.
I pop an Everything But The Girl CD
in the stereo and start dancing to a track entitled ‘Like the deserts miss the rain’ while putting on styling wax on my
hair. It’s weird how my body was flowing smoothly to the triphop beat; and what
the fuck? Why am I listening to this shit in the first place? I mean this thing’s
so gay it’d make anyone who listens to it shit skittles. I decided to change
the music but before I could even get near the stereo, that girl with tattoos
from Pinoy Big Brother (I don’t really know their names as I don’t watch that
show. I’m a grown ass man) appears out of thin air and immediately begins
undoing my belt and giving me head furiously.
I really don’t remember much as I think I passed out or
something. I do remember saying “lumayo
ka sakin! Demonyo! Gusto ko si Franzen! Hayop ka!” Weird shit.
wake up from the abovementioned dream. I brush my teeth; masturbate on the cold
bathroom tiles before taking a shower. I usually manage to get dressed but
sometimes I just fall asleep again naked.
3:00pm – I get up
to eat lunch and contemplate on sleeping again but decide against it because my
back and neck are starting to hurt from all that lying down and I think my
muscles are beginning to fall into a state of atrophy. I mean I must take on some
sort of physical activity to prevent this from happening, so I go online and
chat with my cyber girlfriends for a while.(Shoutouts to my girls Anika from
and LaToya from
– I play basketball. NBA Live 2006 is fucking awesome.
– I spend about an hour watching random TV programs. The only show I really
watch around these hours is Late Night with Conan O’Brian. One thing you need
to know about me is I’m an absolute Conan groupie; I don’t know, I just find
his dessert shaped red hair and pastiness so sexy.
Oh and I also get turned on watching animals mate in the
Discovery channel as well. Especially insects.
again and write stupid blog entries.
up from a bad dream. Masturbate and go back to sleep.
So you see how utterly boring my life has been for the last
few days. I seriously need to get into something; maybe I’ll get into painting
or learn how to play the violin, I really have no idea. What do you think?
Oh and by the way, last week, I came across a review site
and decided to submit The ID Configuration for review. I just stumbled upon the
site and reading their reviews, I feel
that Shane Coffey, their blog review guy writes honest, unadulterated reviews.
He doesn’t feel the need to be polite by sugarcoating his words in order for
them not to sound offensive to the creator of the blogs he reviews. When he
lays it down, he lays it down hard and often with incisively poignant
criticism. Check out his review of Blogebrity:
Im an american pig, lol
Keep up the good work on this blog.
Posted by Shane at November 6, 2005, 4:51 am