my fucking God! Thank you! I can hardly connect verbs! I feel like I’m
back in high school again, smoking pot in the janitor’s quarters;
peeping through a hole with a view of the girl’s lockers and watching
girls change into their P.E. uniforms while crying and rubbing my pee
pee. I’m just so happy! I just want everybody to kneel down before me
and hold hands as I say that even in my wildest fits of self
deprecation, I never dreamed that something like this could help me get
laid. And to the other bloggers out there who didn’t get picked, I want
you all to know how totally happy your crushing defeat makes me feel
right now.
When Pau
told me that my blog was picked as the blog of the week, I just had to
take a few minutes and laugh about how pathetically easy to please my
readers have become. All of this makes me feel kinda special.
As I make
the transition from the moderately respected blogger who spends his
workday writing dick jokes to the Internet star I am destined to
become, I realize that there are so many people to thank. First of all,
I want to thank the esteemed people behind Pinoyblog.com,
who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this
totally kick-ass recognition. Also, I want to thank Jesus, for being
such a powerful force behind my life. I just want you to know that I
have forgiven you for conning me into giving you my soul in exchange
for a lifetime supply of chocolate syrup. You the man Jesus! To my boss Alvin,
for being naive enough to believe me everytime I say I’m doing research
when in fact, I’m working on this award-winning blog. I also
want to thank my girlfriend Jopay, who supported me every step of the
way, God bless you sweetheart! And I promise to pay you the 400 pesos
worth of unpaid lap dances I owe you when I drop by the strip club
again. Finally, to all the illegitimate children I produced, thank you,
I couldn’t have done it without you. Well I probably could, but it
wouldn’t be half as funny. Whatever.
Thanks again!
Michael Joseph Villar y Alinan
Heir to the Duke of Hillcrest
Internet Star
Sales Machine
Son
Brother
Friend
Father to seven unborn children.
A male-female team with an attitude. They’re Mikey and Maggie and they
don’t hold back. This is ultra blogging. The ID Configuration has bite and the bite goes deep. Currently on the index page: the elderly should be productive members of society, the real shitty emotions after a break-up and a very astute commentary in the form of a satire about blogs riding high on crappy pop culture for more Google Adsense clicks.The humor
may be a little strong (okay, make that definitely too strong) for the
far too many conservative (God-fearing, parent-respecting, law-abiding,
church-going…) Filipinos that inhabit the country (omigosh, I don’t
believe this but I’m beginning to sound like that Mikey
guy!). There is moderate cussing and some sexual references. But if
you’re an adult, not just in chronological age but in mental and
emotional maturity, you will appreciate the wry humor and choice of
words. Some commenters dismiss the entries are having been written for
pure entertainment. But it is equally possible that that they may just
evidence the innermost feelings of the authors. Whichever it is, the
entries are worth reading. Intelligent and funny and entertaining.Only four months old, this review goes with the wish that the team behind The ID Configuration will not fall into the trap that many gung-ho bloggers have fallen into. Niñgas cugon. That would be a shame because blogs of this quality should stay for a long, long time.
Hey Mikey,
Let me say this:
1. too bad we
do not have any public access cable channels here in Manila as they do
in the States, because I can see you having a show of your own.2.
too bad we do not have late night TV shows here like those of Conan
O’Brien’s or David Letterman’s because you could be in their writing
team.Nonetheless, I always enjoy your writing; it’s unique and insanely funny. Also, it’s not an easy thing to do.
Thanks!
I just want to say how flattered I am. I mean, comparing me to Conan
O’Brien is like comparing a haitian monkey to a Greek god or something.
Sadly though, there’s no way for me to put up my own TV show as I am
arguably the brokest man in the country today.
I am, however putting up some sort of E-zine where I will be writing with some of the most twisted Men on the internet today. Emphasis on the word “Men” because the site is, afterall, The Man Blog; where we would be providing you with nothing but pure chauvinistic fun. Among the writers are:
Check out our development blog
for updates and if possible, link us as early as now! We’re gonna be
the next best thing since beer or tampons. Also check out the sample
layout below courtesy of the great Jolo:
From: “XXXX, Gerardo C.” <xxxx@xxxx.gov.ph>
Subject: None
To: mike.villar@gmail.com
Bcc: mjvillar@xxxxx.comshit man, can i lick your feet? i get so turned own with guys who like their feet!
Whatever floats your boat dude. Whatever.
Mikey/Maggie, congrats! And good luck on the Man Blog project.
BTW, now that you're all famous and shit, you might want to check your post template. The 468 adsense ad unit's breaking the layout… 
Pau: Go wash your mouth with soap man.
Marc: Yeah I know, we don't have control over the 468 ads though; it kinda comes with the I.ph account that I'm using.
Posted by Anonymous at November 22, 2005, 4:02 pmbtw marc, I'm gonna contact you soon re: SEO; you being the SEO master and all 
awww fuck, so proud of you mikey. =D . and hey, aint i man enough for that new blog site?!
Posted by Anonymous at November 22, 2005, 5:25 pmAre you gonna have girls jumping on trampolines, too?????
CONGRATS!!!!!
Posted by erisac at November 22, 2005, 7:22 pmMaggie: we will routinely write stuff that demean women so i guess not hehe.
Are you gonna have girls jumping on trampolines, too?????
Erisac: Better. We'd have celebrity interviews as well as a section where we'd approach random women on the streets and ask them if they would pose for sexy photos in exchange for SM gift certificates.
Posted by Anonymous at November 22, 2005, 9:03 pmAt last, I get a place to reveal my dark, twisted side. Maybe we can get to shoot chicks in the nude while we're at it. Gotta work on my rusty photography skills.
Posted by jangelo at November 22, 2005, 10:06 pmwell, fuck u too, mikey. .
and i thought u were convinced im not one of them anymore. lol!
Posted by Anonymous at November 23, 2005, 2:43 pmfuckin fame whore. congrats anyway, soldier.
Posted by kinkylube at November 23, 2005, 3:30 pmampota Award winning pati speech…. congrats dude.
Posted by Jolo at November 23, 2005, 5:46 pmBummer. Then consider investing on a new hosting plan 
SEO? Will be glad to help. Just YM me
I’m quite disappointed with your speech but anyway, congratulations! Keep-up the good work!
Posted by Newtonic at March 25, 2008, 5:59 pmMike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
I think we shall have to remedy that:
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Also, Monkey!
Posted by Pau at November 22, 2005, 8:14 am