the Starbucks Episode

Thursday, November 24, 2005

i
bought a complete Ultimate Spanish language set. its about the most
expensive thing i bought since i purchased my sister’s Motorola E398
last April. and consider it is nothing but a book and eight compact
discs, it was really not something you would just decide to buy during
the weekend. but, i have good reasons buying it so for the kind of CPA
that i am, i am going to depreciate it over two years.

and
because there was nothing much to do after the purchase, i and my
sister hang around starbucks over at greenbelt (because we are already
in the vicinity) for a frapuccino. we end up commiting sins.

if
there are people i hated more than the flock of foreigners in the
greenbelt area, they are the long-haired, over-dressed filipinas that
they are with. we didn’t really take notice much of them until i took
out the Living Language* Spanish reference guide out of the powerbooks
plastic bag and scanned it. the expatriate must have seen it because he
was asking the two girls he was with if they knew Spanish and started
bragging off some Espanol words.

the girl wearing a white pair of jeans that neither looks good on her nor fashionable spoke up in a southern accent (yes, in my accent, people, but it was even worse cause she used it in speaking English):

“No, but i speak japanese and germany…”

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The Atrocities of Friendster Vol. 2

After an hour and a half of scouring Friendster for portraits that
represent everything that is repugnant and awful in the world, I
realized a few things:

  • The world is brimming with ugliness.

  • It’s surprising how I haven’t committed suicide yet after this activity.

  • I should come up with a pseudonym and stop using my real name.

  • I’m going straight to hell.

  • You guys suck.


Anyways, your favorite internet guy is back with a boatful of
retards and sinful mockery that is sure to entertain you all in
exchange for my soul.



Case 6: Henry


British
biologist Mona Thibald and French paleontologist Lalaine Guiscart pose
with a primate-like creature that could possibly be the missing link.
This was the last photo taken of them. God bless their souls.

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Mike "Fucking" VillarAwesome

"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."

-Taken from my WikiBios page

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