After an hour and a half of scouring Friendster for portraits that
represent everything that is repugnant and awful in the world, I
realized a few things:
The world is brimming with ugliness.
It’s surprising how I haven’t committed suicide yet after this activity.
I should come up with a pseudonym and stop using my real name.
I’m going straight to hell.
You guys suck.
Anyways, your favorite internet guy is back with a boatful of
retards and sinful mockery that is sure to entertain you all in
exchange for my soul.
Case 6: Henry
British
biologist Mona Thibald and French paleontologist Lalaine Guiscart pose
with a primate-like creature that could possibly be the missing link.
This was the last photo taken of them. God bless their souls.
Case 7: Sherwin
How to be the star in the prom:
Use CY Gabriel bleaching soap liberally on your face.
Bring a corpse as your date
Case 8: Gelo
Jericho Rosales wasn’t so hot before all the extensive plastic surgery.
Case 9: George
EXTRA EXTRA: PROOF THAT ALIENS INDEED LAND IN THE PHILIPPINES
On second thought, this has got to be some sort of hoax.
I mean come on, any alien race this ugly would undoubtedly feed on
their own young.
The picture reminds me of something else though:
RAWR!
Case 10: Chard
A rare photograph of a man-sloth. This one hasn’t moved for
three years hence the thick layer of algae growing on its head. Either
that or it rubbed it’s head in fecal matter. What a Shithead. get it? Shit head? NYAahahahahHHAHahahnnn. I’m so funny.
Case 11: Grace
In
the beginning, all there was of the universe was spacedust and this
thing. It still exists now and feeds on planetoids, meteors and other
space shit.
Case 12: Martha
Martha
Beausoleil of the Beaubaton School of Witchcraft and Wizardry arrived
late for class one too many times. As punishment, she was transfigured
to look like Diego from bubblegang and anyone who looks in her eyes
would turn into stone or some wizard related shit like that. I don’t
know.
Case 13: Melai
Photographer: Pare smile naman dyan!
Orc: Anong pare? Babae ako noh!
Photographer: Di nga?
Orc: SNAK ES AD ARGHHHH!!! (Translated from Orc language: SHOOT THE DAMN PHOTO OR I’LL EAT YOU AND YOUR UNBORN BABIES!!!!!)
Photographer: There is no God. *cries*
Case 14: Billy
This
is Billy ang “Batang Baller” observe the matching sando, baller ID and
armband. After this studio pic was taken, he attempted to play
basketball in the streets of Tondo wearing this ghastly ensemble where
he was summarily beaten within an inch of his life.
Case 15: Mark
Awww, don’t be sad because the carnival truck left without you. I’m sure you could catch them at the next town.
mikey, what happened to u?! lol.
Posted by Anonymous at November 24, 2005, 8:33 amBWAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAAAA! Loved this one!
Posted by micketymoc at November 24, 2005, 10:44 amvery funny . . . hilarious . . . mean-spirited, but super-funny nonetheless 
Case 8 is actually Nyoy Volante.
I had to make the explorer window to this blog ultra small unless I want people to think I'm after men. Butt ugly men. Some of the denizens here, they be male, female, "di toyak", or "walang kasarian" remind me of the tilapia I had ten years ago for lunch that gave me three days of indigestion. It was the last one I had (and would ever have) in this lifetime. Or was that hito that I ate? Still fits the picture in any case.
Posted by Fritz at November 24, 2005, 10:23 pmahahaha you are vicious!
I love this blog!!!
Posted by AnP at November 25, 2005, 8:49 pm[6]
NSFW, Fritz. NSFW. HEhehe
Posted by jangelo at November 26, 2005, 11:24 pmMan you're sick! But you're funny. I'm going to hell for laughing hard and doing nothing to halt your mischievous deeds! =P
Posted by skwayred at November 28, 2005, 5:19 pmyou should try the people in cutecrowd.
Posted by migs at November 29, 2005, 12:46 amhaha! super funny!!
Posted by joane at November 29, 2005, 8:02 pmBwahahahah! I love this! Mikey strikes again.
Posted by Miko Reznor at November 30, 2005, 2:57 pmOh my God, so sinfully funny articles. I wish you would expand your collection beyond friendster though… Much more atrocities await you… Good luck! 
We're all going to hell. Let's be freakin scared if hell is full of people like this. o__o
Posted by ezraelandvari at December 3, 2005, 11:20 ammike ur the man! u shld have a show of ur own.. ill watch it even if its on a freakin late timeslot..i wish more of these would come up instead of those tv-novelas that stars chinky eyed people that speak tagalog!! WTF?! friggin infestation.. oh well.. add me to ur mailing list.. i think ur a genius… PRomil user!
Posted by gian at December 9, 2005, 2:52 pm"It is only through the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye." –Le Petit Prince par Antoine de Saint Exupery
Be careful Mikey, there was once a Mr. Perfect in our University. Gee, he was so vain and haughty. He lost all his good looks in a freak car accident — stiches on his forehead, one fake eye and a darkened and deformed nose afterwards. Now, because he was just pretty but extremely rude, very few really bothered with him. …some kind of karma probably… See, all can be taken in a minute.
Please don't be mean. I am being too serious for you guys but who among us have the right to judge beauty as beauty should be? & re those who you say should rightfully receive this sort of nasty treatment like Marvin in Vol. 1 — is it really our business? Just don't associate with him, right?
Posted by ZG Fisher at December 15, 2005, 5:23 pmwaaat?
posting pictures of innocent people and making fun of them?
oh man your sick.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
And one more thing.God didnt make any ugly living and non-living thing in this whole universe.
Posted by Cindy at December 16, 2005, 12:58 amHey! be carefull with what you speak of! No man has the right to criticize or make fun of others because of the way the look. Funny it may seem to most of your respondents, but their regard for this content as "funny" is clearly a manifestation of their social incompetence and immaturity. And how dare you call these group of people as a showcase of a "boatful of retards"!? You're full of shit. You have no right to just insult other people whom you dont even know just like that. You, along with those are pleased with your detestable actions, are scum, scum that must be eliminated from this earth.
I hope god strikes you down now, right at your seat, because you dont deserve to live. People who make fools out of others should die, and i sure indeed hope you will.
One last thing, in case you haven't noticed using your immature and malevolent mind, you really do deserve to go to hell, and may you burn in its lakes of fire and brimestone.
Posted by the citizen at December 16, 2005, 1:18 amooh, such hate!
tama sila parekoy, walang taong pangit, taong di kuntento meron. tska walang kang karapatan mag-comment sa mga pics nila, eh kung sa ganyan ba talaga trip nila eh, wala ka nang paki dun, pakialamero. palibhasa pangit ka kaya ka ganyan, self-righteous monkey. haha jawa!
Posted by Busabos at December 23, 2005, 3:22 amhey dude grow up! you're making fun of them but have you notice yourself that you're being immature?
Posted by comment at December 28, 2005, 8:35 amHey!
Yer bad….. But this is good one…. HAHA!!!!!
no matter how beautiful u are u dont have the right to say these things… well just make sure whoever posted this pix are goodlooking
Posted by mel at January 7, 2006, 6:07 amHahahaha! Those people who are featured by the author and their moralists sympathizers, GET REAL! As if those people featured arent used to toward ridicules and they dont play a part out of it. Its not their fault being ugly, but please, dont put your face on the friendster attracting ridicules, tons of it through ridiculous poses and bad taste photos. I've seen ugly people worse than them but they retain their dignity by keeping their foot on the ground.
If I were one of those featured, I must have take it constructively. Get a makeover or just commit suicide thereby preventing the author of commiting genocide, LOL.
Peace peeps.
Posted by robliecruise at January 9, 2006, 4:32 pmcase 14 — a.k.a batang baller might be the long-lost brother of BOBBY ANDREWS.. lol too bad batang baller didn't make the auditions for TGIS and GROWING UP.
i had a good laugh..=)
Posted by tyntyn at January 14, 2006, 5:03 amYou fucking freaking bastard… I know where on earth you live and I'm close to it. Our path will surely cross ways these days and get ready for that most memorable day of your fucking nonsense life coz surely I'll put an end to all your sentiments so you'll live in eternal damnation in hell…
Posted by PING LACSON at February 2, 2006, 2:18 amshetness. feeling ko kapag makita mo friendster ko ilalagay mo pics ko sa ganyang entry. patay kang nanay! whapak! jajaja. cencya na at walang sense.
Posted by diane at February 2, 2006, 11:48 amis it really funny to make fun of other people.
Posted by ako at February 2, 2006, 2:48 pmsobrang gwapo mo ba para mamintas ka ng ibang tao?
Posted by Me at February 3, 2006, 8:37 ammikey, PICTURE mo naman kaya i-post mo… tingnan ko lang itsura mo.
Posted by rj_rn@yahoo.com at February 3, 2006, 12:41 pmsi nyoy VoLATE ba yung case 8? hahaha dude ang sama mo, cguradong pinaghahahanap kana ng mga taong yan. More updates para mas masaya )
DUDE!! nice work!!!! i SUPER HATE friendster too!!!! everything you said about friendster is just perfect!! you nailed it! i couldnt stop laughing at those pictures…those people were hiddeous!! hahaha..with special mention to the guido guy! hahaha…do more do more!!!! ha ha ha!!
Posted by fellow friendster hater at February 19, 2006, 7:47 amhahahaha fuck i know that melai..im friends with his/her/it's brother and we're having a hoot laughin our assess off :p we always knew he/she/it would end up on some fucked up tabloid/grassland in cavite. we want more!
i <3 you already!
Posted by CallGirl at February 21, 2006, 9:48 amBad really bad… as in BAD
You need your own site dude with limitless badwidth
MORE FRENDSTER BLOGS PLEASE!!!!
Posted by MIKE VILLAR at September 6, 2007, 3:48 pmthis is just amazing MIKE, keep it coming, I think you’re one of the best writers I have every seen over the internet. PINAS based I mean
Ang mean… but that is the essence of writing, expressing and finding that human connection (or disconnection, in this case), exploiting what hasn’t been tapped, and raising the glory of beauty (by beating the ugly senseless).
Long live thee, Mike Villar, and may you never find my friendster account! bwahaha
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Posted by ed hardy at July 23, 2010, 5:50 pmMike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
This is even better than Volume 1, and you're definitely going to hell. But before you do, maybe you should consider syndicating this shit. I mean, that's if you can top Tabon Man (Henry), Mike Villar's Corpse Date (Sherwin), The Philipines' answer to Mick Jagger (Gelo), Grace - Daughter of Galactus, and Mark de Nostrils.
And oh, don't you think there's something missing in Billy's getup?
(I think it's a red ball gag)
Posted by kinkylube at November 24, 2005, 5:35 am