Hello poor people of the Third world! Tim Wong PhD here back with a garbage can full of useless information that would forever change your boring geek existence. Last week, we discussed the fundamental concepts of what to you was once a mysterious concept called "Dating." This week, we discuss the next logical step to dating which is getting laid, sex or as you say it in your retarded language: "Kantot"
What exactly is sex? If you ask this very question to your mom, she would’ve said that it’s "The process where a boy inserts his ‘bird’ into a girl’s ‘pepet’ while he refers to her in a derogatory or demeaning fashion ("bitch", "whore", etc.) However, learned people (myself included) are now claiming that sex is actually used to create babies. Crazy, I know, but it’s backed by scientific fact! How do you go about ’sexing?’ I’ll tell you if you could stop playing Starcraft for one second.
Phase 1: ‘Preparing’
For some reason, a girl is sitting up on your bed ready to engage in consensual sex with a geek like you. How and Why? That’s not important right now. The questions you need to ask yourself now are how do you kick this thing off and how you’d go about it without accidentally killing her or breaking down in tears like you normally do when experiencing pleasant things. Here’s a checklist of what you need:
After you have all these things ready, you’re now ready to transition to phase 2.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
