I’d like to inform everybody that this is gonna be my last post. Tonight, at exactly 11:45pm, I will die from either inducing too much alcohol or drugs into my system, or massive trauma to my center mass because somebody, most probably a friend I’m drinking with, will nail me good on the back of the head with an aluminum bat for fondling his girlfriend’s boobs while she wasn’t looking.
I’m really not sure at this point. All I know is that tonight, my friends and I are throwing the biggest fucking party of the year. There will booze. There will be drugs. There will be hot women we paid to party with us. There will be celebrities (maybe). There will be music and wonderful roses. All the good shit.
So you see, it’s gonna be a total riot. I wouldn’t be surprised if I wake up tomorrow morning lying down on the cold floor of a jail cell bunked in with a convicted rapist/murderer/drugrunner. Again.
Merry christmas! I hope you guys have as much fun as me. Though I doubt it. Because you guys are geeks.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
