Apparently, I’m still alive. And this is because as with most of my posts, and my life at that, I have overestimated our Christmas eve party into a total ballyhoo. In fact, I went to attend the 9pm Christmas mass held in the local chapel to advertise the "Ultimate Party" we were gonna throw. The conversation below should give you an idea of how we went about doing that.
Me: Yo TJ, are you doing anything later?
TJ: Well it’s christmas, so I’m spending time with my fam…
Me: Fuck your family man, Jay and I are throwing the biggest fucking party of the year!
TJ: But I promis…
Me: You’re not getting it TJ. This is not just a party, this is the stuff legends are made of. There’s beer, there’s pot, there’s women, and everyone’s gonna be there!
TJ: Okay I’ll try man but…
Me: TJ, man, if you want to stay the same loser you have been for the last 15 years, that’s your problem. I mean, how old are you? 29? And look at you, you still don’t have a girlfriend. You need to socialize brother!
TJ: Um, I’m actually married. Remember Steph? She’s the Director for operations for [Insert the name of the company I used to work for here]
Me: Liar. Get out of my sight.
If you read this blog regularly, you know that I exaggerate my life a lot. I say stuff like "I’m famous", "I make trucks and trucks of money" or "I got so drunk and had a chance to fuck a supermodel but I couldn’t get it up" a lot. But none of those claims hold a candle to the sheer overestimation I put into our Christmas eve party. Let’s break down my previous post shall we?
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
