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Me: Yo TJ, are you doing anything later?
TJ: Well it’s christmas, so I’m spending time with my fam…
Me: Fuck your family man, Jay and I are throwing the biggest fucking party of the year!
TJ: But I promis…
Me: You’re not getting it TJ. This is not just a party, this is the stuff legends are made of. There’s beer, there’s pot, there’s women, and everyone’s gonna be there!
TJ: Okay I’ll try man but…
Me: TJ, man, if you want to stay the same loser you have been for the last 15 years, that’s your problem. I mean, how old are you? 29? And look at you, you still don’t have a girlfriend. You need to socialize brother!
TJ: Um, I’m actually married. Remember Steph? She’s the Director for operations for [Insert the name of the company I used to work for here]
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If you read this blog regularly, you know that I exaggerate my life a lot. I say stuff like "I’m famous", "I make trucks and trucks of money" or "I got so drunk and had a chance to fuck a supermodel but I couldn’t get it up" a lot. But none of those claims hold a candle to the sheer overestimation I put into our Christmas eve party. Let’s break down my previous post shall we?
"…I’m really not sure at this point. All I know is that tonight, my friends and I are throwing the biggest fucking party of the year. There will booze. There will be drugs. There will be hot women we paid to party with us. There will be celebrities (maybe). There will be music and wonderful roses. All the good shit…"
This is not good. The worst case scenario would have me nicking bottles of wine from my dad’s collection. But come on, who drinks wine? Wine is for elitist snobs and homosexuals. We found salvation in a wholesaler 5 kilometers away from our subdivision. The only problem was they don’t have any Red Horse. They had San Mig light and San Mig light is for weak-wristed faggots who listen to MYMP or some other gay shit like that. Luckily they have Colt 45 which tastes like brew sifted through a jockstrap, but anything is better than San Mig Light. So yes there was booze. 8 cases of it.
All in all, 8 people attended our "Ultimate party"; six of them left at around 2am after drinking a bottle of beer each. Me and my friend Jay tried to hold up the front and successfully did until 7am when my mom got mad and told me to sleep. Not the best party ever I know. Hopefully the one we’re throwing on New Year’s eve turns out better.
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