(16:49:21) Some Girl: hello..
(16:49:35) Some Girl: im one of the people who enjoys reading ur blogs..:D
(16:50:19) Mike: ;) which one?
(16:51:52) Some Girl: the atrocities of frenster..:)
(16:51:59) Mike: Oh I see.
(16:52:04) Mike: What's your name?
(16:54:01) Some Girl: r u a professional writer?
(16:55:49) Mike: You don't know ME? Mike Villar? Shut up!
(16:56:00) Mike: I wrote four international bestsellers
(16:57:54) Some Girl: really! wat r the internetional bestsellers that u wrote?
(16:59:17) Some Girl: now i know ur really mike villar..
(16:59:19) Some Girl: :D
(16:59:23) Mike: Two of which were banned by the catholic church; but who gives a flying fuck right? The catholic church is run by a bunch of conservative pussies.
(16:59:16) Some Girl: yeah, ur right!!
(16:59:39) Some Girl: wats d title of the two books?
(17:00:37) Mike: The first one was "Wacky Vatican Anal sex adventure fun"
(17:01:05) Some Girl: and the other one?
(17:01:07) Mike: the second one was "sucking sweaty balls"
(17:01:22) Some Girl: lolz…:))
(17:01:40) Some Girl: and wat r ur inspirations in writing these books??
(17:01:55) Mike: Well you do know I have cancer right?
(17:02:57) Some Girl: is that really true?
(17:04:42) Mike: Yes. So basically that's my inspiration. I'm basically lashing out indiscriminately at the world.
(17:05:15) Some Girl: oh i see..
(17:06:02) Mike: Yes I have a rare type of cancer that affects my eyes and triggers my schizophrenia. So bear with me; chatting with me can be a rather harrowing experience because of all my afflictions.
(17:06:54) Some Girl: yes..ryt now i dnt really now wats real and not..im kinda mixed up ryt now…
(17:07:30) Mike: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING BITCH
(17:09:03) Mike: I WANNA SLIT YOUR JUGULARS AND DRINK THE SWEET RED WINE THAT FLOWS WITHIN YOU
(17:09:16) Mike: i'm really sorry, my cancer's acting up.
(17:09:09) Some Girl: u know, u remind me of that monster in lotr who always says my precious..lolz..
(17:09:41) Mike: I don't watch lord of the rings. LOTR is gay.
(17:09:59) Mike: Anyway, how old are you?
(17:10:03) Some Girl: but u r gay, ryt?
(17:10:13) Some Girl: its in ur profile..
(17:10:39) Some Girl: im 21..
(17:11:26) Mike: I'm not Gay.
(17:12:37) Some Girl: then y r u telling the whole world ur gay??
(17:13:04) Some Girl: is that an effect of ur cancer?
(17:13:07) Mike: Well at least Mike isn't. I told you I have schizophrenia right? And I have multiple personality disorder
(17:13:46) Mike: So my other personality; Michael Joe, is a coke-snorting astronaut from the future.
(17:13:49) Some Girl: ok..
(17:13:53) Mike: Michael Joe is GAY.
(17:14:04) Some Girl: and who am i chatting to ryt now?
(17:14:19) Some Girl: oh ok..
(17:14:22) Some Girl: so its michael joe..
(17:14:26) Mike: It's me Mike
(17:14:29) Some Girl: alryt..
(17:14:40) Mike: NO YOU FUCKING DIRTY CUNT YOU I'M MICHAEL JOE! I WANNA BUTT FUCK BRAD PITT
(17:14:51) Mike: shut up!!!!! Leave me alone, I'm trying to chat!!!!!
(17:14:59) Mike: sorry about that!
(17:15:23) Some Girl: it ok…
(17:15:31) Mike: So enough about me. Tell me about yourself; what do you do for a living?
(17:17:00) Some Girl: well, i work as a programmer..
(17:17:01) Some Girl: how bout u?
(17:17:56) Mike: Well aside from being a bestselling writer, I am an actor as well.
(17:19:42) Mike: But I only play small parts. Did you watch Harry Potter?
(17:19:07) Mike: I was one of the Hufflepuff students. I was the chubby asian kid.
(17:19:10) Some Girl: yup, ive watched it..
(17:19:33) Some Girl: the love interest of harry??
(17:19:37) Some Girl: :)
(17:19:56) Some Girl: lolz..
(17:20:07) Mike: No, that was Cho Chang. Like I said, I was an extra. That Cho chang girl sucked my dick in the trailer though. And man; her mouth was like a vacuum I tells ya.
(17:20:53) Some Girl: but i havnet noticed any chubby asian kid in there except for cho chang..
(17:20:56) Mike: YOU MAGGOT INFESTED SACK OF SHIT! YOU DIRTY CUNT! I'LL CHOKE YOU WITH MY BELT AND RUN YOU OVER WITH MY TAXI!
(17:21:09) Mike: ArghhhhhhhhhHHH!!!!!! shut up!!!!!!
(17:21:15) Mike: sorry
(17:21:21) Some Girl: oh so michael joe's here again..
(17:21:50) Mike: yeah sorry about that. I forgot to take my medication.
(17:27:16) Mike: Hey I need a favor from you
(17:29:21) Some Girl: what?
(17:29:25) Mike: Can we meet up then can you give me oral sex? I mean I'm dying and all
(17:29:29) Some Girl: I dnt want to. Im going nw Im offended bye
(17:30:29) Mike: YOU FUCKING BITCH I'LL KILL YOU! IM GONNA RUN YOU OVER WITH A TAXI AND IM GONNA EAT YOUR HEART AND YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN! DIEE!!!!!
You don't REALLY have conversations like this, do you? I mean, people can't be THAT dense.
Oh, wait, they could…
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Posted by Shelly-s friend Paola at January 5, 2006, 11:34 pmGlad to see the refer-a-friend program is working.
So you're saying it's better than sex? or like worse?
Posted by Anonymous at January 6, 2006, 12:04 amOh, no. I still think sex is better. Although the range of emotions I feel when reading your blog is bigger than when I'm having sex. I've never felt aghast (my new favorite word) while having sex…have you?
Posted by Shelly-s friend Paola at January 6, 2006, 1:33 amOh wait. On second thought, I think I HAVE…
Posted by Shelly-s friend Paola at January 6, 2006, 1:34 amWhat's sex?
Posted by Anonymous at January 6, 2006, 10:59 amDude, Mikey, Mike Joe, whoever,
Schizophrenia and Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) are two completely different mental disorders. However, based on what I have observed of your coprolalia, which appears to be approaching near-critical levels, the most accurate diagnosis for your condition is Tourette's Syndrome.
Dr kinkylube,
Director of Psychiatry,
Republic of Callipygia
Yeah Fuck you man.
Posted by Anonymous at January 6, 2006, 2:43 pmnice again…hehehe…it's (i think) harsh to talk to someone like that…
Posted by Keiko at January 9, 2006, 9:04 pmwow breath taking… wonder if we cud chat some time… hehehe
Posted by alvin at January 14, 2006, 11:30 pmI hate you!!! but i love your blogs…
Posted by mec at January 18, 2006, 7:15 pmmec:
funny
Posted by jihan at February 1, 2006, 3:40 amyou really shouldve met up with her.
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