God, I am so fucking proud of myself. You see, last Friday, I took the MRT for the first time in years. Now this may not sound much to you, but for me, it’s one of the few “athletic” moments of my life I can be proud of. I say “athletic” because everybody familiar with the Ortigas area knows that the walk from Everybody who reads this blog knows that I, Mike ‘Fucking’ Villar, have a golden heart. And I have a golden heart because it’s wrapped in cholesterol and anything that involves some sort of physical effort is, to me, tantamount to a near death experience. The last time I played basketball, my left lung collapsed after a sad two minutes of walking up and down the court. Also, the last time I had something resembling sex with a woman (taking pictures of her wearing a cowboy hat while I yell demeaning stuff at her. Crying), I suffered a mild stroke that landed me in the hospital for two weeks. Then Jail.
Emerald Avenue to the Ortigas Station of the MRT is a long, treacherous one. Okay, it’s not; truth is it’s roughly a 150 meter walk through a friendly, urban landscape bustling mostly with call center zombies and weak-wristed metrosexual yuppies.
As the Man Blog steadily grows, more and more people get curious as to what kind of relationship the Man Blog editors have and what sort of interaction goes on offsite. I am proud to say that thanks to the magic of Yahoo! Messenger, we were able to form a tightly knit family that discusses topics that range from who masturbates the most to Postmodernism. As a matter of fact, every time I look at my Instant messenging client and see that one of the editors is online, I’m pretty sure I’m in for a day filled with intellectually stimulating text that scroll upwards! Here’s a random chat log:
Now chatting with v1ll4r (Mike Villar)
You know you’re on your way to internet stardom when A-list musical celebrities such as Paco Arespacochaga from the Introvoys start rubbing shoulders with you. Paco recently wrote me with regards to this story I wrote a couple of months back. Don’t tell me, I know. I am so cool.
Great story!!!
I just want to clarify something. I never lead Introvoys by being the Vocalist Drummer. We all sang in the band. Jonathan Buencamino was and still is THE vocalist of introvoys.
But hey… great story!!!
Proudly written by myself and the editors over at The Man Blog. Pussies need not read further.
(16:49:21) Some Girl: hello..
(16:49:35) Some Girl: im one of the people who enjoys reading ur blogs..:D
(16:50:19) Mike: ;) which one?
(16:51:52) Some Girl: the atrocities of frenster..:)
(16:51:59) Mike: Oh I see.
(16:52:04) Mike: What's your name?
(16:54:01) Some Girl: r u a professional writer?
(16:55:49) Mike: You don't know ME? Mike Villar? Shut up!
(16:56:00) Mike: I wrote four international bestsellers
(16:57:54) Some Girl: really! wat r the internetional bestsellers that u wrote? 
(16:59:17) Some Girl: now i know ur really mike villar..
(16:59:19) Some Girl: :D
(16:59:23) Mike: Two of which were banned by the catholic church; but who gives a flying fuck right? The catholic church is run by a bunch of conservative pussies.
(16:59:16) Some Girl: yeah, ur right!!
(16:59:39) Some Girl: wats d title of the two books?
(17:00:37) Mike: The first one was "Wacky Vatican Anal sex adventure fun"
(17:01:05) Some Girl: and the other one?
(17:01:07) Mike: the second one was "sucking sweaty balls"
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
