Hello, how are you doing? Actually your current state is of no importance to me. I was just making small talk. And holy fuck, I just realized I used that joke before; Yes, I know, I’m running low on funny shit and I would appreciate it very much if you, my readers who I love so much, can send me more. And if you’re a hot girl and it isn’t asking too much, send me a pic of your boobs with the words "I LIKE BOYS" written on them with a permanent marker. Thank you very much.
Anyways, I’m going to make this short as I have tons of work to do. I’m relatively new to this entire blogging thing let alone the infamy, discredit and notoriety it has given me so far. Think about it, this isn’t such a bad gig. It has all the perks like hate mail or risking your job everytime you write about how you have a pending warrant of arrest for setting a filthy homeless guy on fire over the weekend or how much you’d like to stick three fingers up an attractive female officemate’s heinie.
But what really kills me is that somebody actually bothered putting up a hate site dedicated to yours truly. This is all flattering shit but I’m not going to say anything, instead I’m going to let the big dogs do the talking.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
