Breaking news: Adam Mordo reacts to allegations that we are the same person
The moment I saw you inside the ’showroom’ wearing a kinky nurse’s outfit, I knew I was going to fall for you. I mean sure, I’ve sworn off relationships with girls countless times but who can blame me? I’ve been in four relationships so far and the more I think about it, the more I feel that girls have continually tricked me into them with deliberate false advertising and promises of mind blowing sex when what really happens is that they put on 200 pounds on the first month of us being together, nagging me to no end. And after I find another, more sexually attractive woman who doesn’t have cobwebs in the folds of her fat ass, I can’t end the relationship without them threatening to commit suicide or set my parents’ house on fire.
Anyway, now that I got all of that out of my chest, I just want to say how much I love everything about you; how you look like Rufa Mae Quinto; the way your huge pair of mammaries and your small waistline makes you look like a japanese video game character; and the way you enunciate words with your quaint southern accent. (double deck = double dick)
But the thing I love about you the most is the way you held my hand through this awkward thing called ‘paid sex.’ Sure, I know what goes on in these so called health clubs, but frankly I wouldn’t know how to initiate all the kinky, probably illegal stuff that I came there for.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
