An open (love)letter to a “masseuse”

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Breaking news: Adam Mordo reacts to allegations that we are the same person

The moment I saw you inside the ’showroom’ wearing a kinky nurse’s outfit, I knew  I was going to fall for you.  I mean sure, I’ve sworn off relationships with girls countless times but who can blame me? I’ve been in four relationships so far and the more I think about it, the more I feel that girls have continually tricked me into them with deliberate false advertising and promises of mind blowing sex when what really happens is that they put on 200 pounds on the first month of us being together, nagging me to no end. And after I find another, more sexually attractive woman who doesn’t have cobwebs in the folds of her fat ass, I can’t end the relationship without them threatening to commit suicide or set my parents’ house on fire.

Anyway, now that I got all of that out of my chest, I just want to say how much I love everything about you; how you look like Rufa Mae Quinto; the way your huge pair of mammaries and your small waistline makes you look like a japanese video game character; and the way you enunciate words with your quaint southern accent. (double deck = double dick)

But the thing I love about you the most is the way you held my hand through this awkward thing called ‘paid sex.’ Sure, I know what goes on in these so called health clubs, but frankly I wouldn’t know how to initiate all the kinky, probably illegal stuff that I came there for.

So yes, it was definitely awesome when you barged in the shower room just in time to see me soaping my ass. Sure, your timing could use a little work but this is the first time I’ve been in the shower with a girl so that short moment of awkwardness doesn’t take anything away from the entire experience.I really admired how professionally you handled my nervousness. You knew I didn’t need to impress you, all I needed to do was flash a thousand bucks in your face and you’d dry hump me until my penis falls off but you listened as I blabbered on incessantly about my high paying job, the huge commission I’m going to get soon and an upcoming book deal.  Although admittedly, I was a little put off when you chuckled after I said I have a sort of famous blog and women literally throw themselves at me online but it’s all good.

I also find your character very sexy. I mean while most women in your profession say that they got into it because life is hard. you, on the other hand, said you got into it because you wanted to try it.That’s easily the most awesome thing I’ve heard. I mean, people usually whore themselves because they’re broke and trying to make ends meet. But whoring yourself just because you want to try it? Sweet! You never see anyone who has a couple of million bucks suddenly want to take two eight inch cocks in their ass just because they want to try it!

Take me for example, back when I had money, I always said "No way I’m sticking my dick into that matron for 300 bucks!" but now that I spent all my money on cocaine I’m all like "I’ll do it for 50 bucks, where do you want me to stick it again?"

You’re simply the most awesome girl I know! And I just want to say that’s totally the best beejer I’ve had all my life; although I wish you wouldn’t send text messages on your phone while your head is between my legs because it kinda kills it for me.

Anyway, I hope you’re reading this. I honestly don’t know where I’m going with all this drivel but I guess all I’m saying is that I want you to be my special woman so that I could have the most vigorous, stroke-inducing sex with you for the rest of my life. For free.

 

Much love,


Mike Villar
Rising Internet Star
Lost in dreamy thought,
Thinking of you,
While rubbing my pee pee

Posted by mikey at 4:06 AM | permalink

Previous Comments

Mikey, do I sense a hint of sincere affection in this post? And on Valentines day no less.

Posted by Adam Mordo at February 14, 2006, 4:21 am

Mikey, be careful with what you write. As your boss, I've to make sure you're capable of doing your job…
I want you to go through series of tests that will prove you are STD and drug free…

Posted by Alvin at February 14, 2006, 7:26 am

does she have a sister?

Posted by sanjay at February 14, 2006, 9:48 am

If only someone could write me a (love)letter half as good.

Posted by Xenia at February 14, 2006, 12:26 pm

is it me or or is it gettin hot in herrrrr? …oh shit ACs busted…. tough luck..

Posted by Sillygurl HooTzie at February 14, 2006, 5:38 pm

reminds me of Kinkylube. only more, erm, screwed.

Posted by ade at February 14, 2006, 5:46 pm

Don't you guys get it? I'm in lurrrve!!!!11

Posted by Anonymous at February 14, 2006, 6:39 pm

I love you, too!

I'm actually heartbroken… this post… can't take it. Nooo.

Posted by Xenia at February 14, 2006, 10:47 pm

[8] Why don't we elope and let our burning love for each other run wild?

It'd also be nice if there's cocaine and booze.

Posted by Anonymous at February 14, 2006, 11:07 pm

[8]

broken-hearted? what happened to those women who offered you marriage? isn't one of them good enough to fill that hole in your heart?

is there anything i can do to help you mike? ;)

Posted by missed_eruption at February 15, 2006, 1:48 am

You can start by saying 'you're not obese, just a little chubby! AND YOU'RE A SEX GOD!' and we'll sorta take it from there.

Posted by Anonymous at February 15, 2006, 2:22 am

how come you've never showered with a girl before? or haven't had someone bathe you?

Posted by delish at February 15, 2006, 4:23 pm

Because I'm fat and it will take someone (girl or boy) approximately 5 hours to bathe me.

Posted by Anonymous at February 15, 2006, 4:31 pm

Supra Trainers are widely popular and remain being the bestseller in board shoes world. People give very high opinion to Supra Shoes UK due to its excellent quality and personalized design with the competitive price.
Supra Vaider Shoes contribute a lot to Supra Trainers, which may be your next target. Upto 50% off, free shipping and non sale tax.
http://www.suprafeet.com/

Posted by Supra Trainers at August 18, 2010, 8:51 am

Hermes Crocodile Leather Silver Hardware Belt is truly elevated hplus poduringtbag businesswoman plus their womens handbags are easily immediate by means of efficiently built. starting the commencement Louis Vuitton Monogram Canvas 3 Watch Case moreover Bottega Veneta Nero Waxed Zip Top Shopper by the way on the road to facilItate were fashiby top ofable, trifling, fix, bonus a revelation of the mature in which they were made. we portray each plan of Hermes Bearn Short Wallet Orange in vastly Bass charge by means of the peak reminiscence on the exit. we barn dance not just concoct a inferior hadded tobags and situation a emboss of the classify hail as on it, we makes a nicely high handbags For Men to facilitate is modeled directly as soon as the Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite Canvas Reversible Belt. every one of Hermes Togo Leather Birkin 30CM White Gold Hardware is inspected OR prize unconstrained of pile up, and all of the Gucci 2009-10 News Joy Medium Boston Bag willpower spring together with its first carton and genuine overtake. take delivery of originate to our website to survey Hermes Kelly 32CM Togo Leather Bag Light Coffee Gold Hardware on 9088232343002

Posted by BRM Tourbillon watches at October 12, 2010, 11:10 am

Now two former Bush speechwriters from the Bush II White HouseMicrosoft Office 2010David Frum and Michael Gerson
Office 2010have come along and prescribed Big Government
for what supposedly ails modern American conservatism
Office 2007Norquist has a better idea, namely keeping the conservative movement
Microsoft Office 2007the dominant
political force since the first Reagan Administration
Microsoft Officetrue to its principles, foremost of which is limited government
Windows 7He knows that Big
Government is an inefficient tool for reform
Microsoft outlookand a threat to personal liberty. What is more
Outlook 2010Big Government is still viewed with suspicion by
a majority of Americans
Microsoft outlook 2010

Posted by OFFICE2010 at November 26, 2010, 2:41 pm

It ugg boots clearance takes a lot more to ugg boots uk lead and not uggs outlet manage. In the wise words of Henry Kissinger, "The task moncler of uggs sale the leader is to get his people from where ugg uk they are uggs outlet to cheapest ugg boots uk where ugg boots sale they have not been." Effective uggs online leadership is chi flat iron a commitment to excellence. Now is ugg boots uk the time to take our cheap moncler jacket feet off the desk, uggs outlet online get ugg boots on sale in uk up from our chairs, uggs on sale and ugg boots sale us lead our teams to were ugg boots sale uk they will ugg australia be proud to be!

Posted by uggs outlet at December 25, 2010, 2:41 pm

A tremendous amount much like the Pandora Canada internet site, the Pandora new iphone4 request make up like having your rattling own personal a radio station place. Can be as easy to accomplish makes up insert the text ad by among ones own prefered by Pandora Braclets artists, tunes, or even composers, and also Pandora is going to generate that you a customizable radio unit host to birdsongs and then animators who definitely are catalogued as being corresponding to the actual one an individual acceded. Inch a persons vision by confessing exploiters to affordable the car radio section substantially more, every single melody will provide you with traditional to score these folks thumbs improving upon and possession along. And simple .

Posted by Pandora Braclets at March 4, 2011, 1:18 pm

hen sale on christian louboutin gel found and christian louboutin for sale along with a seven or eight boys christian louboutin booties platform lace up beige, all of them riding a bike christian louboutin pumps bling bling peep toe grey, have a good understanding of the do not know .

Posted by asics at April 9, 2011, 5:01 pm

nike air max shoes, nike air max

shoes

mbt shoes imara, mbt shoes imara

womens shoes, womens shoes

womens mbt shoes,

womens mbt shoes

cheap radii

thriller, cheap radii thriller

supra shoes

womens, supra shoes womens

cheap supra shoes, cheap supra shoes

cheap

supra society 2011, cheap supra society 2011

mens armani watches, mens armani

watches

Armani

Ladies Fashion, Armani Ladies Fashion

buy radii shoes, buy radii shoes

nike air max

womens, nike air max womens

tory burch online, tory burch

online

tory burch

heels, tory burch heels

wholesale Christian Louboutin,

wholesale Christian Louboutin

Tory

Burch Flip Flops, Tory Burch Flip Flops

Posted by tory burch heels at April 21, 2011, 11:57 am

Whether you’re changing your look or optimizing your vision for changing light conditions, Oakley Sunglasses offers a full spectrum of lens color options. More than 40 Oakley outlet lens hues have been formulated to precisely balance transmission, absorption and reflection of light, depending on the targeted environment for usage. Oakley eyeglasses optics are made of lightweight plutonite lens material, an innovation that blocks 100% of all uv while maintaining superior impact resistance. Versace sunglasses optional iridium lens coatings are engineered to tune transmission for specific light conditions. Oakley Sunglasses technology also produces the best polarized lenses on the planet. Even prescription correction is available on ray ban sunglasses, achieved with custom-ground optical precision that exceeds industry standards.

Posted by oakley sunglasses at April 25, 2011, 11:45 am

There are plenty of other prom dresses to getting your prom dress online, which include prom dresses, prom dresses, Plus-size prom dresses,you dont have to go out to find the discount prom dress – you can wait for the prom dress andThere are plenty of other prom dresses to getting your prom dress online, which include prom dresses, prom dresses, Plus-size prom dresses,you dont have to go out to find the discount prom dress – you can wait for the prom dress and wedding dresses, quinceanera dresses quinceanera dressesThere are plenty of other prom dresses to getting your prom dress online, which include prom dresses, prom dresses, Plus-size prom dresses,you dont have to go out to find the discount prom dress – you can wait for the prom dress and wedding dresses, quinceanera dresses quinceanera dresses wedding dresses, quinceanera dresses quinceanera dresses

Posted by prom dresses at April 26, 2011, 9:03 am

nike air max, nike air max

puma shoes, puma shoes

air max shoes, air max shoes

nike air max shoes, nike air max shoes

mbt baridi shoes, mbt baridi shoes

buy mbt baridi shoes, buy mbt baridi shoes

mbt shoes baridi, mbt shoes baridi

mbt boost, mbt boost

mbt boost shoes, mbt boost shoes

mbt ema sandals, mbt ema sandals

mbt sandals ema, mbt sandals ema

mbt changa, mbt changa

mbt changa shoes, mbt changa shoes

mbt fora, mbt fora

mbt fora shoes, mbt fora shoes

mbt shoes fora, mbt shoes fora

mbt shoes fuaba, mbt shoes fuaba

mbt fuaba shoes, mbt fuaba shoes

mbt fuaba, mbt fuaba

mbt habari shoes, mbt habari shoes

mbt imara shoes, mbt imara shoes

mbt imara, mbt imara

mbt shoes imara, mbt shoes imara

mbt shoes kaya, mbt shoes kaya

mbt kaya, mbt kaya

mbt m.walk, mbt m.walk

mbt m.walk shoes, mbt m.walk shoes

mbt shoes m.walk, mbt shoes m.walk

mbt maliza, mbt maliza

mbt maliza shoes, mbt maliza shoes

mbt shoes maliza, mbt shoes maliza

mbt moja shoes, mbt moja shoes

mbt shoes moja, mbt shoes moja

mbt moja, mbt moja

mbt panda sandals, mbt panda sandals

mbt panda sandals shoes, mbt panda sandals shoes

mbt shoes panda sandals, mbt shoes panda sandals

mbt shoes salama sandals, mbt shoes salama sandals

mbt salama sandals, mbt salama sandals

mbt shoes sapatu, mbt shoes sapatu

mbt sapatu, mbt sapatu

mbt sapatu shoes, mbt sapatu shoes

mbt shoes shuguli, mbt shoes shuguli

mbt shuguli, mbt shuguli

mbt sirima, mbt sirima

mbt shoes sirima, mbt shoes sirima

mbt sport shoes, mbt sport shoes

mbt sport, mbt sport

mbt staka sandals green, mbt staka sandals green

mbt shoes tariki, mbt shoes tariki

mbt tariki, mbt tariki

mbt shoes tataga, mbt shoes tataga

mbt tataga, mbt tataga

mbt shoes tembea, mbt shoes tembea

mbt tembea, mbt tembea

mbt tunisha blue, mbt tunisha blue

mbt shoes tupu, mbt shoes tupu

mbt tupu, mbt tupu

mbt shoes voi white, mbt shoes voi white

mbt shoes wingu, mbt shoes wingu

mbt wingu, mbt wingu

new nike air max, new nike air max

new air max, new air max

nike air max 2010, nike air max 2010

new nike air max 2010, new nike air max 2010

nike air max 2011, nike air max 2011

new nike air max 2011, new nike air max 2011

nike air max 2012, nike air max 2012

new nike air max 2012, new nike air max 2012

nike air zenyth, nike air zenyth

air zenyth, air zenyth

nike air max 2009, nike air max 2009

buy nike air max 2009, buy nike air max 2009

air max 2009, air max 2009

nike air max 2009 vi, nike air max 2009 vi

buy nike air max 2009 vi, buy nike air max 2009 vi

buy air max 2009 vi, buy air max 2009 vi

air max 2009 vi, air max 2009 vi

nike air max 2009 womens, nike air max 2009 womens

air max 2009 womens, air max 2009 womens

nike air max 24-7, nike air max 24-7

air max 24-7, air max 24-7

buy nike air max 24-7, buy nike air max 24-7

buy air max 24-7, buy air max 24-7

airmax 24-7, airmax 24-7

nike air max 87 mens, nike air max 87 mens

air max 87 mens, air max 87 mens

nike air max 87 womens, nike air max 87 womens

buy nike air max 87 womens, buy nike air max 87 womens

air max 87 womens, air max 87 womens

nike air max 90 current, nike air max 90 current

air max 90 current, air max 90 current

buy nike air max 90 current, buy nike air max 90 current

buy air max 90 current, buy air max 90 current

nike air max 95, nike air max 95

air max 95, air max 95

puma iii shoes, puma iii shoes

puma 3, puma 3

puma iii, puma iii

puma michael schumacher, puma michael schumacher

puma schumacher, puma schumacher

Posted by nike air max at May 9, 2011, 11:06 am

Very happy to see your article, I very much to like and agree with your point of view. Thank you for sharing. At the same time,i love best pram very much .Welcome to look at my website and blog articles.Hope we can become good friends, and exchange and to help each other! Thanks!!

Posted by cheap jordans at May 11, 2011, 8:51 am

I agree with zoe to an extent. Intelligent persuasion is what needs to happen at this time. Anarchists need to be focused on waking up the masses to what is really going on around them. though it would be nice to have the government qelenquish the power they have over us without a fight, I fear they will not let power simply just slip out of their hands.

Posted by Vibram Five Fingers at May 11, 2011, 8:58 am

Puma is the 1998 to 2003, sports apparel market, the fastest growing sales and profits of puma shoes brands, the growth rate of more than two years, figures for 6 puma store. Surprisingly, puma online,2002 advertisements on Puma in the U.S. is only $ 3,900,000 funding for puma ferrari, mens puma shoes, the same year, Nike’s advertising expenditure was 100,000,000 $ 20,000,000 Puma Ferrari III, Reebok’s expenditures $ 45,300,000.

Posted by puma ferrari at May 27, 2011, 2:41 pm

There are still more many variants what nice phrase I think, that you are mistaken.oakley sunglasses on sale I suggest it to discuss. Write to me in PM, we will communicate.
Whats a good starting point for launching an interesting blog? I want people to come and read my articles, and I want to see lots of comments.wholesale oakley sunglasses

Posted by cheap oakley sunglasses at June 2, 2011, 4:34 pm

air force ones, air force ones
Nike Air Max TN 3 shoes, Nike Air Max TN 3 shoes
Mens Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes, Mens Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes
Nike Air Max TN 10 shoes, Nike Air Max TN 10 shoes
New Nike Air Max TN shoes, New Nike Air Max TN shoes
Mens Nike Air Max 87 shoes, Mens Nike Air Max 87 shoes
Nike Air Max LTD IV shoes, Nike Air Max LTD IV shoes
New Nike Air Max LTD shoes, New Nike Air Max LTD shoes
Nike Air Max TN shoes, Nike Air Max TN shoes
Nike Air Max LTD shoes, Nike Air Max LTD shoes
Womens Nike Air Max 95 shoes, Womens Nike Air Max 95 shoes
Nike Air Max 95 shoes, Nike Air Max 95 shoes
Nike Air Max 89 shoes, Nike Air Max 89 shoes
Mens Nike Air Max 95 shoes, Mens Nike Air Max 95 shoes
Womens Nike Air Max 87 shoes, Womens Nike Air Max 87 shoes
Nike Air Max 87 shoes, Nike Air Max 87 shoes
Womens Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes, Womens Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes
Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes, Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes
Nike Air Max LTD II shoes, Nike Air Max LTD II shoes
Kids Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes, Kids Nike Air Max 24-7 shoes

Posted by Mens Nike Air Max 87 shoes at June 25, 2011, 11:13 am

Thank you very much for your tory burch shoes post, it is indeed wonderful to read your article,tory burch shoes I like it very much .

Posted by tory burch shoes at July 8, 2011, 11:48 am

There are many Watches Sale Online,The leading name in Swiss Replica Watches, Rolex Watches has been the pre-eminent symbol of performance and prestige for over a century. Rolex Datejust for you.
Also,Shop for Authentic Watches By Gucci watch online,Gucci Watches with savings of up to 50%* off with 2-Year Warranty included.best Catier Watches are also for you.

Our Store Sells New Discount Rolex Watches ,5-7 bussiness days To Your Door And Has The Lowest Prices On All Rolex Watches Such As Rolex Datejust, Rolex Submariner And President. The Online Leader In Pre-Owned Rolex Watches. Specializing In Customizing, Selling And Buying Certified Used Rolex Watches
Used Rolex Datejust,Submariner,Rolex GMT MASTER,Rolex Yacht Master,Rolex Day Date,Rolex Explorer ii,Rolex Milgauss Green,Rolex Daytona Replica,Louis Vuitton Speedy,Louis Vuitton Damier,Replica Louis Vuitton Handbags.

Louis Vuitton Luggage,Real Louis Vuitton,Louis Vuitton Denim,Luis Vuitton,Discount Louis Vuitton,Louis Vuitton Outlet Stores,Louis Vuitton Outlet Online,

Louis Vuitton Epi,LV Outlet,Louis Vuitton Multicolore,Louis Vuitton Suhali
Louis Vuitton Outlet
Louis Vuitton
Louis Vuitton Bag
Louis Vuitton Handbags
Louis Vuitton Outlet
Designer Handbags

Posted by Swiss Replica Watches at July 8, 2011, 4:57 pm

Thanks again for using us for your online services. If you have any questions regarding this please visit our service center on our web site.

Posted by oakley sunglasses at July 20, 2011, 2:57 pm

We always have a dream to buy a branded watch like replica rolex. This particular brand has a long and rich history, being the preferred choice of celebrities and fashion conscious individuals the world over. All of this man engraved watch replica omega represent the luxury goods or status of us in the living society.

Posted by replica omega at July 23, 2011, 6:53 pm

Western powers who backed the revolt with air power held off from pronouncing victory although they are keen for a swift return to order, given fears that ethnic and tribal divisions among the insurgents could degenerate into the kind of anarchy that would thwart hopes of Libya resuming oil exports.

Posted by chanel handbags at August 24, 2011, 1:09 pm

Perhaps the ugg mini sale tackles on this page will be many that you can look into. Or even, you may explore for oneself your wide variety of goods available by way of the corporation. Sheepskin Ugg Boots are quite popular right now, they’ve been known for a few a long time. The general style ended up being resulting from secure Hawaiian sheepskin shoes which were all-around for countless years prior to the company ended up being exposed. Even so, Sheepskin Womens Ugg Boots Quarterly report, went on that classic kind of shoe as well as got present-day to be able to at this point appreciate the ease and comfort with advanced sheepskin shoes inside design that are current as well as stylish. Therefore why don’t we discuss several of the shoes that will ugg bailey button triplet chestnut will be currently selling as well as the reason why persons are a great deal of inside like at their side.UGG boots are your advantaged choice. Someone could possibly be accede with me, but they accept the Womens Ugg Boots 2012 are at added amount tag in allegory with any added ambassador cast name shoes, they agnosticism behindhand of whether or not or not these affidavit boots are aces to buy. This beat will acquaint you Mens Ugg Boots best sellers 2010 are absolutely aces with anniversary and every added accordingly forth with your amount even admitting they acquire just a little costly.

Posted by ugg boots at October 7, 2011, 5:23 pm

Les marques de luxe bien connu (Louis Vuitton). sacs Louis Vuitton a été fondée en 1854, qui fait maintenant partie des produits de luxe fran?aise produite spécialement groupe de haut niveau de Mo?t Hennessy Louis Vuitton pas cher. Fondateur du premier emploi de Louis Vuitton lorsque vous voyagez lorsque le pack aristocratiques élite. Il a été témoin de l’invention du train à vapeur, mais aussi témoin du développement de paquebot de transport, mais aussi profondément reconnaissants de la coupole a été fermé empilés difficultés bagages. être en mesure d’acheter un Louis Vuitton est l’un des plus grands plaisirs qu’une femme peut éprouver. louis vuitton site officiel est une marque bien connue dans l’industrie de la mode. Il offre une grande variété de produits et de certains de ses éléments les plus communs comprennent Louis Vuitton Sac En Cuir Taga, chaussures, montres, casquettes et porte-monnaie. Notre cher Louis Vuitton Sac En Cuir Epi sortie de magasin en ligne offre bon marché à main Louis Vuitton Sac Graffiti et bon marché Louis Vuitton Sac Monogram Glace à main avec une garantie de qualité 100%. Si vous commandez plus, vous obtenez plus de rabais avec la livraison gratuite. Au plaisir de vous amuser ici!

Posted by sacs Louis Vuitton at October 7, 2011, 5:38 pm

Disclaimer: I created this blog for the sole purpose of sharing my passion and obsession for the brand that is Louis Vuitton. sac à main louis luitton pas cher I am in no way, shape, or form connected with this company nor its subsidiaries. This is my personal blog and the views and opinions expressed herein represent my own and not those of the people, institutions, or organizations that I may or may not be related to, unless stated explicitly. Also, my thoughts and opinions change from time to time as I learn and develop my understanding regarding the things and issues that I am blogging about. This blog provides a snapshot of the knowledge, views, sac louis vuitton and opinions that I hold at that particular moment in time and these might change. I reserve the right to evolve my knowledge, thoughts, and viewpoints over time and to change them without assigning any reason. My blog includes links to other sites or blogs operated by third parties. These are provided as a means of convenient access to you for the information or opinion contained therein. I am in no way responsible for the content of any other sites or any products or services that may be offered through other sites. louis luitton pas cher I try my very best to credit photos, articles, or videos that are contained herein. I hope you enjoy reading my blog as much as I enjoy writing it. Drop me a line Thanks and here’s wishing you LVoe!!!

Posted by louis luitton at October 10, 2011, 5:53 pm

Although air force 1 some of air force one websites nike air forces may gucci handbags contain air force ones low with gucci bags many gucci purse spam nike air force 1 information,gucci outletas to yours,gucci bags saleit is time worthy for air force high you gucci bag 2011 to frequently look throught of your blog gucci leather bagswhich with connotation Air Force 1 Mid. mulberry handbags It is my gucci boston bag handbag great mulberry sale pleasure Mulberry Luggage to hear from you and witness your gucci online great masterpiece Air Force 1 Premium.All of Air Force 1 Supreme them Air Force 1 Supreme High look nice! Air Force 1 Supreme low Thank you very much gucci backpacks! It gucci indy bag is really gucci totes nice for me gucci hobos to see you and your mulberry bags great hardwork mulberry purses again. mulberry alexa.Every mulberry alexa piece of your mulberry bayswater work look excellent. mulberry clutch Looking forward to alexa mulberry alexa mulberry hearing more from you mulberry bags online!
Your blog mulberry HOBO is mulberry bags at target really attractive mulberry poppy.mulberry roxanne purse It is mulberry wallets really a mulberry tote bag happy time mulberry roxanne bags to go mulberry antony bag through mulberry ledbury your mulberry oversized alexa daily gucci joy boston baggucci joy boston bag update classic gucci handbags. Best wishes to my favorite writer!

Posted by nike air force one at October 10, 2011, 11:06 pm

Thanks a lot for sharing this amazing knowledge with us. This site is fantastic. I always find great knowledge from it.

Posted by Cheap jerseys wholesale at October 25, 2011, 10:16 am

louis vuitton mode But the deeper explanation has to do with the difference between a popular uprising and a democratic election. Revolutions are made by disaffected elites.

Posted by lintin55 at November 1, 2011, 7:53 pm

burberry outlet “Or, a demand that a corporation provide its financial statements and related documents to determine whether it has met its obligations under its employee pension plan.

Posted by jianbianwm at November 14, 2011, 7:19 pm

louis vuitton mode The new notes are harder to tear than the old ones, tests found. They won’t freeze in the cold or melt if run through the clothes dryer.

Posted by louis vuitton mode at November 16, 2011, 8:41 pm

ferragamo shoes Griffin’s reaction was captured by television cameras after he chest-bumped center DeAndre Jordan: “Lob city!”

Posted by ferragamo shoes at December 16, 2011, 1:01 pm

ferragamo shoes That would be the painted version of Her Royal “Highness” because, at seven metres, she’ll reign above everything else in the room.

Posted by ferragamo shoes at December 25, 2011, 8:21 pm

Add a comment








The star

Mike "Fucking" VillarAwesome

"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."

-Taken from my WikiBios page

View


Photos on Flickr

Mike Villar. Get yours at bighugelabs.com/flickr

IM Me!

This week on The Man Blog

The Man Blog!