To: Mikey <god@man-blog.com>
From: Lorenzo
<straberry_dude_whatever@yahoo.com>
Subject: Your Article
I find your blog “the atrocities of friendster” offensive, especially to those people you cited and whose pics appeared there. I don’t find your comments witty nor funny either. It is unfair to judge and conclude one’s personality or character based on your aesthetics standard. Nor do I find your aesthetic standards credible. I think friendster does NOT deviate from the real world which you have described as pretentious, the pseudo-intellectual, and more often than not, the aesthetically challenged, though aesthetics is relative and very difficult to measure. To explain to you in the more elementary form, the identification or existence of beauty is the presence of the opposite. The existence itself or the identification is dependent on the majority of the people that resides in a community. Say in past centuries in china , having a small feet is considered beautiful or having heavier weight is rather beautiful in the 15 to 17 century in Europe.
Anyway, to get to the point, I find your blog to be racist, shallow , baseless and naïve. I don’t actually believe that you hate friendster, having written a long comment about it. Maybe you are not just finding what you are looking for in friendter and I suggest try another one or start a new site. But please… NOT at the expense of others that you have totally humiliated by being superficial, shallow insincere etc. Come to think of it, you think aesthetics is not superficial and shallow. Or maybe you haven’t thought of it. ( dorp me an email: straberry_dude_whatever@yahoo.com)
Dear Lorenzo,
no.
Thanks,
Mikey
i just have a question for that lorenzo dude…
did mikey put your picture up there? c'mon… admit it… ish duh wittle man sad mikey-wikey pissed on his picky-wisky in fwiendster???
hahaha!
Posted by biankita at February 21, 2006, 4:13 pmyou guys are going to hell
and biancs, you didn't just call me 'Mikey-wikey' did you?
Posted by Anonymous at February 21, 2006, 7:52 pmbwahahaha..
Posted by merky at February 21, 2006, 9:10 pm[4] yes i did!
i'm not sorry… i just woke up that time and my brain was mush and hadn't had coffee yet.
Posted by biankita at February 21, 2006, 9:38 pmplease don't tell me you're having an attack of conscience already…
Posted by biankita at February 21, 2006, 9:40 pmstraberry_dude_whatever what??? hahahahahahhahaha i didnt even care to read his email lol!
Posted by flashdrive at February 21, 2006, 10:10 pm[7] Okay, I forgive you. Just don't call me Mikey-wikey again. From now on, I shall be known as "Miggy." Simply because it has more 'oomph' Thank you.
Posted by Anonymous at February 21, 2006, 10:40 pm[9] Surely, Miggy-Wiggy… Bwahahahahaha… OK, now I'm just on too much coffee (on my fifth cup - venti triple ristrettos are the best). OK, OK, I promise! This is the LAST TIME i'll do rhymes-schymes.
Henceforth, it's Miggy.
Posted by biankita at February 21, 2006, 10:50 pmcheck out lorenzo's friendster! it's not even FUCKING HIM. wahahaha!
Posted by ade at February 22, 2006, 11:22 amMikey…Miggy…. Mikey….Miggy… it gets confusing… my pea of a brain can't take it!
Posted by Trissie at February 22, 2006, 8:11 pm"strawberry_dude"… that alone suggests dorkiness. And the mere fact that he goes on & on with that China tradition and shit… LOSER!!!
What happened to the "sense of humor" of people today? Has the "Wowowee Tragedy" really killed it?
Posted by [Gabriel is always a bad angel] at February 23, 2006, 2:30 amWalang pikunan, trabaho lang da ba?
Posted by Roanne at February 25, 2006, 5:34 pm
hahahaha!!! What a dork!!! LOL!!
Trying to pass as "intelligent" doesn't really suit you Lorenzo. Just shut your trap and go back to the dark ages where you belong.
Oh and Lorenzo, I have 4 words for you…Spelling and Grammar Check.
Love your articles. Shared it with all my friends and they loved it too. Rock on!!
Posted by Dan at February 21, 2006, 10:33 am