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I then proceeded to use my Turbo Tiger to suck all his excess subcutaneous fat and made it into a nutritious stew I used to feed the homeless kids I keep in my basement.
Pau’s disgusting pudgy legs needed some work too, so I sawed the damn things off and replaced them with shiny cyborg legs I imported from Bangalore. Then, I installed a new Video Card, an OverClocked Pentium 9 processor, and a 521.23 GB modded Hard Disk with dual heatsinks and UR/SUTPID capabilities as icing on the cake.
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In the picture: Pau after the successful operation
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