That’s it. I am DONE with gay jokes. I’ve been getting tons of email (two) lately telling me how my entries are starting to feel like they’re deliberately pieced together, unconvincing and contrived. I would’ve just scratched my head and walked away but I AM guilty of this. It’s bad enough that 70% of my blog entries are veneered, aggrandized lies about my everyday life but fuck it! If I am going to be a fraud, I might as well be a super interesting, eloquent fraud!
Think about it, my writing has become so formulaic that, more often than not, every entry contains one or a combination of the following jokes about:
Also, I’ve been throwing gay jokes so much that my officemates and my family are pretty much convinced that I am gay. Fuckers. Just imagine this discussion I had with my family over dinner last night: