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Happy birthday to me!

Monday, March 6, 2006

Saturday, March 4, 2006 was a sad sad day for yours truly. You see, I recently turned 24 and even though that age is a year shy from the age when people start undergoing this thing called "mid-life crisis;" I am beginning to feel the physical tolls of my years and years of bingeing and overall carnality. I started smoking at a tender age of fourteen add that to my recent addiction to alcohol, sex and feces and you have all the ingredients to the handsome, albeit, obese and physically unfit man that I am.

I’m in such a sad physical state that I can’t even walk 150 meters without panting like a motherfucker and I also think that I recently developed this back problem because of my bad posture. How sad is that? I mean developing a back problem just by sitting down hunched over a computer all day?

Sustaining a back injury sitting down is not very awesome, so I lied about it to my friends and coworkers and told them that it was from my recent trip to the Himalayas where I killed a big ass unicorn named "Mr. Brown" with my bare hands. Needless to say, nobody believed me and I don’t know where the hell I got the name "Mr. Brown" but it was a good lie nonetheless and I’m very proud of myself. 

Another thing I noticed about myself is that I’m slowly losing the vigor and briskness I was so full of several years ago. I used to be an energetic and lively young chap. I would routinely pick fights with construction workers (and win); chase buses on the highway, yelling profanity to the people on board; and hide in a dark alley, jumping out to mug or scare the shit out of some random old lady. Alas, my body no longer has what it takes to engage in all these fun-filled physical activities and I am now reduced to playing video games in my room, eating potato chips off my tummy. Listening to the Pussycat Dolls. Wet. Naked.

Anyways, enough schmaltz. Friday, the day before my birthday, me and a few of my friends decided to greet my upcoming birthday with an awesome extravaganza of alcohol, lust and rape. Okay, not rape, but something REALLY close to it.  Some of the celebrities (other than myself) present were:

  • The Man Blog ’s Vice President for Pest and Animal Control Adam Mordo
  • The Man Blog’s CTO, designer and overall utility guy Jolo Santos
  • Future ManBlog Podcast star Sanjay Amarnani
  • Ignacio Bunye
  • Blazing Bulalakaws guitarist Marco
  • And nuclear blogging hottie Kira

I’ll tell you more about my birthday extravaganza tomorrow. Don’t expect much though because I honestly can’t remember a lot. I think I passed out after 15 bottles of beer and around twelve slices of pizza. Although, I vaguely remember me saying something to the effect of "I’m famous. And my blog gets like 4,000 page views a day. What do you say we get out of here and do some kinky illegal stuff?" to a girl and the guard "escorting" me out of the bar soon after.

For now, I want to take this opportunity to thank all the people who greeted me a happy birthday, all the friends who put up with me during this very emotional time. And to my "girlfriend" Kristel; I’m sorry for pretending to be pissed at you. The truth is, I just don’t want my friends to meet you because there’s this certain stigma associated with being a masseuse, let alone a massuese in a massage parlor in Monumento. Thanks for being so understanding baby.

Oh by the way, I think Kira remembers what happened. Most of it at least. 

 

Posted by mikey at 8:03 PM | permalink

Previous Comments

wow..you're 24…and i thought you were actually 30. hehe. kidding…i cant remember most of the stuff that happened last saturday as well. blame it all to jolo for not charging his digicam's batteries. sayang….couldve taken a pic of you dancing naked in xaymaca. ;)

go regular jays!

Posted by kira at March 7, 2006, 1:31 am

AND you could've sold it on Ebay.

Posted by Anonymous at March 7, 2006, 1:39 am

Happy Belated Birthday, you fuckin freak!

Posted by kinkylube at March 7, 2006, 5:27 am

yeah….i couldnve auctioned it off for a dollar ;)

btw..changed Mr. Poo-poo to Mr. Corn Chips due to your officemate's violent reaction :p

Posted by kira at March 7, 2006, 12:35 pm

Hey mikey. im 24. lol.
happy bday, Man!!

more entries to write.
more beer to drink.
more air to breathe.
more girls to kiss.

Posted by Laarni at March 7, 2006, 5:42 pm

Fuckers.

Posted by Anonymous at March 7, 2006, 7:50 pm

happy 24th! you rock, Mikey!

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