First of all I want to let you know that I have disabled comments for this site. The deluge of spam I get everyday is becoming a pain in the ass. I mean what gives people the idea that I’m interested in Online poker anyway? Cialis and Viagra sure, I need those, but Online poker? Puhleeeze! Also, this site will now exist solely as a mirror site for stuff I write for The Man Blog and my BRAND SPANKING NEW PERSONAL SITE. So please, don’t be a pussy and bookmark my new site. NOW.
I know, I know, don’t tell me. I haven’t been updating this site as regularly as I’d want to and I owe a huge part of this inactivity to my utterly terrible time management skills. And if that isn’t bad enough, I suck at multitasking too. You know how some people could pull off something like working on a complicated spreadsheet while surfing the net, talking on the phone, doing their nails, writing a novel AND reading a porn mag all at the same time? This sort of thing does NOT work for me. Everything I do requires my undivided attention. Be it as something as simple as reading a chapter of a book, I need to put on diapers to catch feces and urine as the sheer effort I need to exert to concentrate on what I’m reading would make me forget EVERYTHING including my potty training.
My attention span has never really been that awesome especially when I’m working with numbers, which unfortunately, constitute a large part of the reports I need to generate for my Job. If you ever get the chance to talk to me in person, you’d probably end up punching me square in the face within five minutes as I can be a very annoying douche. The more protracted a conversation is, the more my mind tends to drift off regardless of what we’re talking about. The best way to get something across to me is to pin me down and yell it at me, pausing every other sentence to give me savage kicks to the groin.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
