Friends, I am seriously fucked. I know you must be getting really tired of this since I say it every chance I get in my entries but this time I’m REALLY fucked. Like Fuckettyfuckfuck Fucked. You see, tomorrow morning, I will be speaking at the iBlog summit in UP Diliman which is like the woodstock of the local blogging scene. The fact that I got chosen to present for my company hasn’t sunk in yet but what I’m sure of is that the decision to give me this responsibility is a monumental lapse in judgment in the part of my superiors.
I mean shit, everybody’s gonna be there! And all of the speakers are more or less experts in what they’re going to talk about. Check out this part of the program:
Problogging: Professional Blogging and Blog Monetization
by Abe Olandres
Blogging as a Profession: From Full-Time Employee to Full Time Blogger
by J Angelo Racoma
Putting Search Engines to Work for your Blog
by Marc Hil Macalua
Now these guys are awesome; but where do I, the guy who spends more than half of his work day posting entries about how he can’t get his dick up unless he hears the tortured screams of the innocent, fit in? I mean, I know I’m a rising internet star and I get marriage proposals and handjobs from thousands (possibly even millions!) of my adoring fans and all that but this is just way out of my league.
So if any of you are going to the iBlog summit tomorrow, I just want to tell you that I expect you to just shut up, listen and just let me get on with my presentation; because God knows i’m goinna punch you in the throat if you ask even one question.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
