I mentioned a couple of posts back that I changed the title of this blog from The ID Configuration to The failures in life of Mike Villar: Rising Internet Star. Now, tell me if you think I did this just to look cool so I could track you down and beat you up with my raging fists of vengeance because I really am a Rising Internet Star.
Why Rising? Well let’s just say that my fame doesn’t get me recognized in bars and get offered free drinks by adoring female fans willing to fellate me until my little hooded champion gets chafed; but I do get approached by random people who tell me how they love my blog and how they never thought I was this unattractive and unfunny in real life.
So please, update your links.; and if you’re going to refer to me as something other than Rising Internet Superstar, please be a little more creative. Don’t be a tacky motherfucker and start calling me your "Blog Idol" because that’s just gay. Try something like "The Unhaver of consensual sex" or "The really fat guy who can move like lightning" or "That guy whose hair is thinning because he applies hair products too liberally." Come on people, this is not hard.
Now go away and have a good time stealing office supplies or whatever it is you do with your work days.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
