I'm not too crazy about celebrities let alone, getting autographs and shit. But I'm prepared to suck dicks to get this guy's signature on his books I own:
I know it's kinda condescending for a man of my stature to get autographs and stuff from lesser known celebrities but David Sedaris is one of the few humor writers I truly respect.
(I would've said he's the "best. writer. ever." but I recently called a moratorium on this entire "best. [Whatever]. ever." shit. Face it people, like Chuck Norris jokes, this crap's getting old)
Anyways people, mark July 27, 2006 on your calendars; mark it as "The day Mike Villar went to Powerbooks Shangri-La to get his David Sedaris books signed but instead got jailtime for beating up a 52 year old Iranian tourist. Then David Sedaris would totally find him adorable and ask him to run away with him to a Carribean island he owns so they could be together forever and stuff"
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
