I'm not too crazy about celebrities let alone, getting autographs and shit. But I'm prepared to suck dicks to get this guy's signature on his books I own:
I know it's kinda condescending for a man of my stature to get autographs and stuff from lesser known celebrities but David Sedaris is one of the few humor writers I truly respect.
(I would've said he's the "best. writer. ever." but I recently called a moratorium on this entire "best. [Whatever]. ever." shit. Face it people, like Chuck Norris jokes, this crap's getting old)
Anyways people, mark July 27, 2006 on your calendars; mark it as "The day Mike Villar went to Powerbooks Shangri-La to get his David Sedaris books signed but instead got jailtime for beating up a 52 year old Iranian tourist. Then David Sedaris would totally find him adorable and ask him to run away with him to a Carribean island he owns so they could be together forever and stuff"
how the hell did you manage to put comments here!? And since you don’t know who David Sedaris is, I’m afraid we can’t be friends. 
Perfectly understandable. I went in line three days in three separate venues to get Neil Gaiman to sign my books. His last name’s pronounced gay-man, BTW. No dick-sucking necessary, though. Just intellectual masturbation with those standing in line with you. Then again, even that was not required.
Posted by Fritz at July 18, 2006, 12:46 amI tried researching about David Sedaris. I learned that in 2001, he was named “Humorist of the Year” by Time magazine and he received the Thurber Prize for American Humor.
For those who’s asking, hope this helps:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sedaris
Aren’t you gay for everyone, though?
Posted by ds at July 13, 2007, 12:09 amMike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
I have no idea who David Sedaris is, but you seem to be a fan. Marking my calendar is useless, so yeah. ^_^ Will be here more often. I heard GOOD feedbacks about this website.
Posted by Nina at July 15, 2006, 4:13 am