I'm sorry to disappoint you guys, but if you're looking for entertainment I have nothing for you today. I will try to come up with something tomorrow but for now, you have to bear with me as I express the malicious satisfaction I get from my growing fame by posting a couple of interesting fan mail I got today. You know, just to rub the fact that I'm a fucking Internet Rockstar in your faces and you're nothing but a bunch of lame-ass, boring bloggers who write shit about how you upgraded your computer's memory or how your job sucks or whatever the fuck it is you slack-jawed yokels blog about.
I guess what I'm saying is that I HAVE FUCKING FANS, HOW AWESOME IS THAT? Also, I hate you all, and I wish you'd all just double up and die or something. Whatever.
From: DarkStar AE
To: Mike Villar
Idol ko!
At last I finally got around to writing my blog idol. I just want to air out the fact the I really love your work. Although I do put in a blog of my own, your "masterpiece", as I love to call it, is something I aspire to project. The sarcasm, the wit and the humor combined. Very impressive. Oh, yeah, did I forget to mention it also makes sense, too? =p As for my blog, it's not much but I'm getting there.
Frankly speaking, I agree with everyone when they say you're an asshole. But then again, so am I! hehehe… Is that a good thing? Well, just take it as a compliment - I know I would.
Don't worry this isn't one of those hate mails. hehehe… There are some assholes you want to promote from your asshole list to your hit list. Yet there are others you'd want on to be on the same side of the literary war.
When I get back to manila I'd like to have my picture taken with you and get your autograph! How's that for some plus points to your Internet Star personality? =D
Great work dude!
P.S. Let me guess… You're probably thinking right now if I'm some hot chick who'd probably be fantasizing about having your baby. Sorry to disappoint you, dude. Men read your man blogs. 
Cheers!
From: Airuh
To: Mike Villar
P.S. You still looking for someone to have wild, sloppy sex with?
Nah seriously, I might be the biggest douche and all but I really appreciate all your emails. I mean sure, I don't get to read all of them or I laugh at the awful spelling and grammar of some of the emails I do get to read, but I really do appreciate them. So you know, keep em coming. Also, if you haven't registered your blog over at Dash Media yet, you should! All the cool cats are doing it.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
