I know that a lot of you read this blog through RSS and I know that you're annoyed at the fact that right now, my blog's feed, when viewed with an RSS reader, looks a lot like I did during that time in college when I got so blitzed and woke up in an alley with a mismatched pair of socks, my pants down and my testicles hooked up to a car battery.
While the wonderful people at I.ph work out a solution to that problem, I'm temporarily going to use a different feed URL. So, point your feed readers to: http://feeds.feedburner.com/mikevillar
(Also, if you don't have a blog yet, or if you're using a crappy service run by imperailist Americans [the same heartless animals who send their elderly to secret jungle factories in India and force them to make Basketball shoes] like Blogspot or LiveJournal, why don't you try out I.ph? Not only will you have an awesome blog, you'll also keep me employed and make sure I have enough money to sustain my worsening meth addiction)
I'm also taking the extra step to provide you with a more convenient way of syndicating my blog's content. If I did it correctly, you should see a form below asking for your email address. If you don't, then I'm obviously so retarded I can't even properly copy and paste a piece of code into my own blog. Or I can't concentrate because two chicks are taking turns giving me a beejer under my table. Whatever.
Anyway, you might be asking yourselves why the hell I'm doing this or why should you trust the guy who wraps his penis with tissue paper and packaging tape with your email address. Well, I guess my answer would be because I want our relationship to be more intimate. Admittedly, I've been a jerk lately but all that's going to change because I changed myself for the better.
I'm no longer the guy who one ways some girl he flirted with for months via Yahoo! Messenger because said girl turned out to look like Long Mejia; no longer am I the guy who chooses to use the treadmill right behind you because he gets aroused at how your heinie bounces when you run.
I guess my point is that you shouldn't feel any sort of apprehension when you type in your email address in the form below. I have no intention of selling them. Checking you out in Friendster or MySpace maybe, but definitely not selling them.
And what do you get when you subscribe? Well aside from the same quality Mike "Fucking" Villar posts that made you laugh, cry, and feel aghast over the last few months delivered to your mailbox, you also get EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
What do I mean by exclusive content? Well you see, I.ph has this awesome recastability feature which means all I.ph blogs recast themselves depending on who's viewing it. You can configure them in such a way that the public/your family only sees innocent posts about your cat and give your friends special access URLs and logins so that they see all the kinky illegal shit you have in your blog.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Did you know that you can use your Flickr or Livejournal accounts to login and view privileged content in an I.ph blog? </ paid I.ph advertisement>
Anyway, I intend to make use of this feature. So you know, while all your totally uncool communist fag friends are talking about how funny my most recent post is, you're in your room beating off to a printed picture of me naked–which you got because you subscribed to this blog and got exclusi-fuck-ive content.
So stop being an asshat and subscribe already.
update: apparently this thing won't allow me to embed a form. Why don't you click here instead?
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
