On my way home yesterday, a gay Balut vendor and I had the following exchange:
Me: Excuse me, pagbilan ng dalawang Marlboro.
Gay Balut Vendor: Ay wala po!
Me: Sige, Winston nalang.
GBV: Wala rin po!
Me: Kahit anong sigarilyo nalang dyan.
GBV: Wala po akong sigarilyo eh, gusto mo ikaw nalang sigarilyohin ko.
I will leave the rest of what happened for your imagination to manipulate and morally debase. I know many of you will read this entry and judge me but in my defense, I think I reacted with utmost grace and sound judgment that is expected of an Internet semi-famous person such as myself.
I mean sure, maybe 500 bucks is too big a price to pay for a motel room I didn't even use for more than two hours and yeah sure, maybe I should've at least taken a shower and washed my genitalia out of courtesy but trust me on this: When you're being sexually harassed by a gay guy who sells weird eggs in a dark alley, you just don't have time to think about things(let alone, STD's). You just don't.
Fuck you.
Mike "Fucking" Villar
"a Manila-based blogger made famous by his Atrocities of Friendster series, a regular feature he publishes on his blog where he mercilessly criticizes and mocks pictures of ugly people he stumbles upon on popular social networking site, Friendster. Although a lot of people are offended by what he writes, long-time readers of his blog regard him as a brilliant satire writer."
-Taken from my WikiBios page
